ssk00:

Trick or Treat !

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thee-cobalt-lightning:

frenchbras:

i could take over the world with these tights

those are tight dawg

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interruptingpanda:

mavinbro:

whinychester:

liar liar mom on fire

did u just

image

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— moon of my life;

       my sun and stars.

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girlsbydaylight:

:00: Trust You by ~zaphylla

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midnight-blue-black:

Source

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midnight-blue-black:

Source

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caledscratch:

shibaface:

mofspades:

Mink as the little spoon

Sei as the big spoon

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good

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I love you, I trust you.
Either in light or in darkness.
Because it’s you and me, we can believe in each other.
Please don’t let go.
—Trust You by Yuna Ito

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peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

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ticktoast:

Nyan! by akqh

Permission to upload was given by the artist.
Do not repost or remove source!

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sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

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that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes:

brittonius:

everyone. everywhere. everyday

ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE

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